Here you can see the evidence of said cocktails:

Oh you read that right. I put the flower that came in my salad in my hair. Oh yes. Classy. I later put this flower in aforementioned ex-boyfriend's hair. Mmmm. Great. Forgot about that til I saw this picture today.

Kate also felt a bit edgy with me and may have embibed herself as seen here:

The boys on the other hand, were very well behaved:

If you are me at this weeding, this is unfortunately the only picture of the bride and groom you will get. It will take place when you run into the groom at the bar getting your 4th cosmopolitan. You have no recollection of what you said to him. Hopefully it included "Congratulations."

I did dance the night away with Kate and Alex and after talking to Chris today he says I didn't make such a huge ass out of myself as I may think. There wasn't any real drama I guess - except that in my head. The X was nice and all the X friends were nice as well. And as I was reminded repeatedly that this wedding was "not about me" it was Eric and Lisa's and they had a beautiful wedding and a wonderful reception where all matters of drama were (mostly) avoided.

Sorry Jax, I couldn't get any pictures of the X or the X's wife because I was a little tipsy. Just a bit. I will draw you a picture of what she looked like.